Why yes, I did just forward that. I rock, and if you text me something odds are it gets a forward. However, I am selective with who gets my forwards and only the best make it past the elimination round. (Unless I am really bored. Never trust bored Jenelle with anything over a text!)
Ok, so as I have mentioned before I get tons of unsolicited, thought provoking picture messages. Over the course of the last week many of these messages have been deemed not eligible for forwarding due to inappropriate content. While I will not call out the sender of today's totally "winning" message, which I didn't forward, I will tell you that I laughed so hard I woke the baby man up.
"You should come over to my ex gfs house so we can have sex"....I deleted it, but you get the general idea. It was funny. It's one of those ironic things that would be only funnier if it was sent to you by your grandma or brother as a complex joke. I doubt the sender reads my blog (cuz he's lame. (if you are reading this no offense cuz it made my night and you rock as a person)) I also doubt that the sender of the other message I'm about to describe reads me either.
I didn't forward this because the person that sent it has recently become one of my best friends and because we talk daily I don't wish to offend him. However, I did receive a picture of said friend wearing only a strategically placed sock. Not gonna lie, it was pretty epic. He was pretty drunk, but the picture itself was rather tasteful. He is lucky I didn't at least forward it to Michael Schroen....ya he will be getting all my good pictures in exchange for all his good pictures, senders beware. (Evil laughter here)
I also got some other drunk pictures, which I of course forwarded. Some other confusing texts, which I held on to, may make it on a later blog, but for tonight I am keeping this one short and sweet and writing my way less fun, more opinionated blog on baby daddys and Father's Day.
The moral of this short but sweet blog: I have kids. They sometimes accidentally check my messages and flip through my pics. While I simply adore special pictures that are meant for me, keep in mind I have many friends. I am adding friends to my phone daily. The odds of you ending up on a gay porn site are pretty good.
PS...this blog is for my great and amazing friend Kristen. I love you girly.
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